May 24
- me: hey
- friend: i have a boyfriend
- me: whats up
- friend: we totally made out last night
- me: ok so how are you
- friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
- me: wow
- friend: boyfriend
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May 24
The best love story ever
- Boy: hey
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: I really like you
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: I think I'm in love with you
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: I will never let you go
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: *kisses girl*
- Boy: *eats girl*
- Girl was Doritos the whole time
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May 24
Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain! We would be nowhere without our incredible fans, we owe it all to you.
(Source: dickrection)
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May 24
- E! News: So who's single?
- Niall: *raises hand*
- E! News: The oNLY ONE?!?!
- Me: *stops apocolypse*
- Me: *watches Avatar*
- Me: *births 87879 children*
- Me: *cures cancer*
- Me: *travels world 74 times*
- Harry: Oh, yeah I'm single
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